My uncle ties his dreads around my cousin to keep her from falling off his shoulders and I think it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
can you describe fruit without saying the word fruit
The only thing funnier than a pun is the look of utter disappointment, hatred, and/or disbelief from the people around you
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe